Pirates

I went to a pirate party during R&G week and herd loads of fantastic jokes and was thinking to myself there really just aren’t enough opportunities to air pirate jokes .September 19^th is world talk like a pirate day  but that’s ages away and of course you can change your Facebook language setting to New English (pirate) but in general there just isn’t enough pirate talk .So I decided to dedicate this blog to pirate jokes .

Why did the pirate go to the apple store ?

To buy an iPatch….

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers !

What Did the pirate get in his leaving cert ?

All high SEAS !

Pirate walks into a bar ,and asks for a Coras light and the barman says are did you know there’s a the ships wheel is down your pants?

Pirate responds ,Yeah It’s driving me nuts.

Why is the life of a pirate so addictive ?

Because when you loses one hand you get hooked?

Why are pirates so opposed to cannibalism  ?

Because they don’t swallow seaMEN .

Well guys their my favourite pirate jokes if you’ve got or think you’ve got any better one please post them there.